St. Patrick's Day AMA

"Carl (@stuffcarlsays)" (carllevine) 03/17/2015 at 19:58 • Filed to: ama

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It's just about 8pm here on the east coast and my wife is laid up with a bit of a food coma after the epic boiled dinner I made the crock pot made. Because I am a member of Generation Y, I am on my laptop, my phone and watching last Sunday's episode of the Simpsons on Hulu to stave off my own food coma. Beer in hand, ask me anything. For the greenery, my old green 1987 Saab 900 Turbo on lumber fetching duty ca. 2003:

Funktheduck > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 03/17/2015 at 20:01

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What's your opinion on non human dildos?

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > Funktheduck 03/17/2015 at 20:02

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Well, this escalated quickly. I feel they are a means to an end, and hilarious.

thebigbossyboss > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 03/17/2015 at 20:17

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If you could kick one state out of the union which would it be??

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > thebigbossyboss 03/17/2015 at 20:18

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Florida.

cabarne4 > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 03/17/2015 at 20:29

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How much wood could a Saab wood if a wood Saab could Saab wood?

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > cabarne4 03/17/2015 at 20:32

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Wood Saab you say?

cabarne4 > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 03/17/2015 at 20:36

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Yes. So much yes. Just needs a wood-paneled Toppola.

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > cabarne4 03/17/2015 at 20:38

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I would do awful things to get a Toppola. Apparently Saab corporate imported one in the 80s and let their employees take the Toppola-equipped 900 camping for the weekend. Bob Sinclair must have been a cool guy to work for.

Your boy, BJR > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 03/17/2015 at 20:58

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I'm sorry but no, they look ridiculous.

That 9-3 looks like it's being had!

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > Your boy, BJR 03/17/2015 at 21:10

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They should have called it the Power Toppola.

Funktheduck > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 03/17/2015 at 21:50

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What's your biggest fear?

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > Funktheduck 03/17/2015 at 21:51

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Dying young. Couldn't imagine missing out on what the next 50-60 years on this mortal coil have to offer.

Funktheduck > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 03/17/2015 at 21:51

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Even if there's zombies?

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > Funktheduck 03/17/2015 at 21:52

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Yup, zombies notwithstanding.

Funktheduck > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 03/17/2015 at 22:06

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Do you feel prepared if there is a zombie apocalypse?

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > Funktheduck 03/17/2015 at 22:25

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My zombie continuity plan consists of two possible locations in northern Maine, some old Saabs and guns, lots of guns.

Your boy, BJR > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 03/17/2015 at 22:26

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COTD